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danieltflynn: Nice to see you too, dog.

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:29:21 -0400

danieltflynn:

Nice to see you too, dog.

lanecarter: SLOTH + JACKET + CAP

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:29:07 -0400

lanecarter:

SLOTH + JACKET + CAP

theamericankid: At least the dog’s thoughtful about it. A cat...

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:28:53 -0400

theamericankid:

At least the dog’s thoughtful about it. A cat would knock the glass over on purpose and sit on the book.

whendoiturnbackintoapumpkin: Welcome to Amy’s Baking Company. —...

Wed, 15 May 2013 19:55:00 -0400

whendoiturnbackintoapumpkin:

Welcome to Amy’s Baking Company.

— Kitchen Nightmares [x]

LOOK AT HER CRAZY EYES.

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Wed, 15 May 2013 12:52:00 -0400

diepopular: s/o to Vincent for causing me to have this idea....

Sun, 12 May 2013 19:10:13 -0400

diepopular:

s/o to Vincent for causing me to have this idea. your comics are so good, i reread ‘no soap radio’ today. i like it more every time i read it

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Sun, 12 May 2013 08:43:43 -0400

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Thu, 09 May 2013 18:47:47 -0400

iguanid: Cupcakes by julie marie craig on Flickr.

Tue, 07 May 2013 21:07:51 -0400

iguanid:

Cupcakes by julie marie craig on Flickr.

from Kerry Park. Seattle, Washington. March 2013.

Mon, 06 May 2013 10:13:57 -0400

from Kerry Park.

Seattle, Washington.

March 2013.

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.• Bananas...

Sun, 05 May 2013 21:01:21 -0400

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.

Just realized Chris and I will be going to Florida in one month exactly. Weird!…

Sat, 04 May 2013 21:00:29 -0400

Just realized Chris and I will be going to Florida in one month exactly. Weird!…

pigmenting: UF07 (by peterbaker)

Fri, 03 May 2013 19:32:25 -0400

pigmenting:

UF07 (by peterbaker)

nevver: Dream Interpretation Dictionary

Fri, 03 May 2013 15:49:35 -0400

nevver:

Dream Interpretation Dictionary

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Fri, 03 May 2013 15:48:16 -0400

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Thu, 02 May 2013 17:10:00 -0400

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Wed, 01 May 2013 17:34:42 -0400

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Tue, 30 Apr 2013 16:34:16 -0400

duck-tective: you can have 14 pancakes or 132 there is no...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 16:32:44 -0400

duck-tective:

you can have 14 pancakes or 132 there is no inbetween

meme4u: http://memeblock.com/

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 16:32:05 -0400

meme4u:

http://memeblock.com/