Kpatras

milkvase:

pisshivers:

if i ever have to give advice to someone and they dont tell me what to give it on, i tell them this.

If you work a job where you get paid by the hour, make sure to poop at work

you get paid to poop

how awesome is that

Every goddamn day.

Excuse me because I’m currently doing this.

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

being black is really wonderful and convenient bc i can just be sitting here in my room like this

and whenever people come looking for me to do stuff i dont even really have to hide all i have to do it turn off my light and

and then when they leave i just